Wasted minutes of my time last night looking at people’s responses to this whole Yahoo buyout thing, and am still struggling to see quite why this has generated the angst it has…
Causes of death include but are not limited to: pushed down a cliff, suffocated, vaporized by weapons, killed by various aliens, poisoned by exotic plant thorns, struck by lightning, stepped on an exploding rock, beaten by sticks, loss of erythrocytes, turned into a cuboctehedron and then crushed, beamed into open space, and rapid cellular decay.
HIV and hepatitis warning over unlicensed illegal tattooists
Increasingly popular unlicensed tattoo parlours are putting users at risk of contracting hepatitis and HIV, council leaders have warned.
Police probe if Taser caused burns death
A police watchdog says it is investigating if a Taser fired at a man doused in fuel caused him to die of serious burns.
I know you get “slow news” days, but yesterday seemed to be a “dumb news” day. The first story that alerted me to this fact related to the dangers caused by unlicensed tattooists - I’m sorry, but what kind of moron gets a tattoo from someone who is “working out of residential properties, garden sheds, pubs and clubs” (to quote the Independent)? It reminded me of the time my friend had his girlfriend pierce his ear in the kitchen at a party with a hot needle (with after care being provided by a bag of frozen peas) - he admitted it was a pretty stupid thing to do, but at no point did he concede that getting your ear pierced in such a manner was in any way, shape or form a legitimate way of going about things.
The second story on this dumb news day followed hard on the heels of this first one on news bulletins in the UK - the Independent Police Complaints Commission are investigating exactly why a member of the Devon and Cornwall Constabulary fired a Taser at a man who was doused in petrol (see http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22320692). Now I know that a Taser works by monkeying around with the nerve signals between the brain and body, rather than simply knocking someone down with sheer electrical brute force, but it doesn’t take the brains of an Archbishop to realise that sending 1,200 volts into the body of a man covered with a highly electricity-conductive accelerant isn’t going to end well.
Sometimes you just have to shout “Really? REALLY?” at your TV/Radio and despair…
The music – and if possible it should be the same music for everybody – is the most important ingredient. Its function is to prevent thought and conversation, and to shut out any natural sound, such as the song of birds or the whistling of the wind, that might otherwise intrude… This is done with a definite purpose. The music prevents the conversation from becoming serious or even coherent, while the chatter of voices stops one from listening attentively to the music and thus prevents the onset of that dreaded thing, thought.
George Orwell, Pleasure Spots, Tribune - January 11, 1946
Think about this the next time you hear canned music in public, and just as relevant today…
I’m currently experiencing a 7” vinyl flashback from this record, especially the cover photograph. As a child, the sad bear slumped against the tree always troubled me
Oh my goodness, this takes me right back. My Dad would play this single at every party my sister would have (I never seemed to have parties, bit it wasn’t a problem - parties seemed to basically involve lots of screaming girls), and even now he reminds us of this, mainly when he’s just met a woman in her late 40s who was one of the little girls screaming at him to “play it again”…
I wish to propose a doctrine which may, I fear, appear wildly paradoxical and subversive. The doctrine in question is this: that it is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatever for supposing it true.
Take a few moments to appreciate the fact that this sculpture, the oldest known portrait of a woman sculpted from mammoth ivory found at Dolní Vestonice, Moravia, Czech Republic, is 26,000 years old…
Why look to any so called “higher power” for inspiration and meaning, when we have evidence of such an unbroken totality of human existence as this?
Picture credits: Moravian Museum, Anthropos Institute and Graeme Robertson/Guardian
Accepting that the world is without meaning, we are liberated from confinement in the meaning we have made. Knowing there is nothing of substance in our world may seem to rob that world of value. But this nothingness may be our most precious possession, since it opens to us the inexhaustible world that exists beyond ourselves.
“In what sort of society is it possible to even imagine taking a picture of your $20 artisanal mac’n’cheese, much less setting it loose on the meme-winds of Facebook and Twitter?” - absolutely brilliant!
It struck me when I heard this that the keyboard and the plastic carrier bag would be a better symbol for the modern proletariat, but not nearly quite so evocative…